July 2011
Reblog if you love porn. You'll gain at least 50 new followers.
BAHAHAH I LOVE HOW MANY TIMES THE TITLE HAS BEEN CHANGED
Most asian parents.
- My asian parents,
- • Take extra food and napkins from buffets.
- • Over - Exaggerate things.
- • Expects you to be valedictorian in school.
- • Always take pictures every moment.
- • Think cheaper = better.
- • Tell me i have too much clothes when i don’t.
- • Eat rice everyday.
- • Save every paper, picture, document of their life
- • Have a lecture for everything.
- • Assumes I do drugs when they don’t know where i’m going.
- • Thinks I use the computer too much.
- • Want me to stay home everyday, and not spend money.
- • Think i spend too much money on clothes and other useless things.
- • Think that i’m too young for a relationship.
- • Think that i should get a girlfriend/boyfriend after i finish college.
- • Assume i’m going to be a doctor or anything in the medical field.
- • Don’t allow me to sleepover people’s houses.
- • Embarrass me in front of everyone.
- • Will love me no matter how many times they scream at me, lecture me, and the many times i disappoint them
- • Lie about my age to get discounts at buffets.
Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.
all the notes. holy crap.
at first the reblog button didn’t work for me, i was like FUCK FUCK FUCK but then it worked.lol.
It worked immediately. I’M HARRY FREAKIN POTTER!
Heheh<3
…looks like i got the magic in me. >:)
HA! FINALLY! after the 73902356504600th try! ;)
haha worked for me on the first try :P
Fuck yeah.
it worked for me instantly
PHEW! I had the spinning wheel of doom for a few seconds, and got worried :P
My girlfriend invited me to her house. I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy and whispered in my ear, "I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?", I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car. I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: "You've won my trust"....... Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car.
AWWWW SHIT!!!
Oh, I get it.
